Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist, and an American Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,' says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles, and says,
'Fill it with water.'

Welcome to my closet.

Just finished tidying all my clothes in my closet, it was a hell lot of mess recently and every morning I spend loads of time digging my clothes that I want to wear for school. Therefore, I finally decide to tidy up a bit.

The photo below is how it looks like after clearing up. Didn't want to take the BEFORE photo, as I'm afraid all of you might faint. Hahahaha. And I've done it a lot of times, showing BEFORE and AFTER photos of my closet. Therefore, today, I shall do something different! (:

I will be showing how I categorize the clothes in my closet. Lets start with the tops!

All my dresses~


Uniforms. All are old uniforms, except the one at the left, the current Pizza Hut uniform. The black one was another Chinese restaurant I worked at when I was in secondary 2 and 3. The right two are my secondary school uniform.


Outerwear, blazers and jackets.


And the rest of these are clothes that are folded and placed below the hung clothes.

Well, wondering how I managed to place all of these clothes into that small small closet? I don't know how either. But I took out the tube dresses/rompers from the hangers and the folded them and place them at the bottom left of the closet.

Realise that I have a lot of clothes, however, they always don't seem to be enough. I'm like wearing the same clothes all the time. Reason being, that there are a lot of the clothes that I don't wear anymore. Some are kinda ugly, that's why its been let to rot in there.

What I need most now are shorts. I have only 4 decent shorts. 2 black 2 white. I want coloured shorts. Because black and white are getting boring. ):

Well well well, should not be thinking of buying more clothes. I should be a good girl and save money for my contact lenses. T_T