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When you think you are the unluckiest person in the world having a bad day, remember this picture. There's always someone out there who's having a worst day than yours.
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Working is Boring, especially when it's an office job which requires you to do the same thing over and over again for the whole day.
here's some things to do when you desperately want to spice up your office day. haha.
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- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
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- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
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- Phone someone in the office you barely know and say,
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
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- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
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- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
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- Mumble at a fellow employee then ask,
"Did you get what i said, I don't want to repeat it again."
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- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
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- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to end it with the singing of the national anthem.
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- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
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- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
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- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
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- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
"Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
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- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
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- Hang a 2 inch long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don't remove it.
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Why is it important to smile in a picture?
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class:
" Dear God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it. "
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its just so lame.
It's not the fault of the student if he fail his exams
because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest .
Days left : 313 .
2. Sunny days - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left: 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left : 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left :126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30days.
Days left : 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left :81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left: 46.
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40days.
Days left : 6.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left :3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0 days .. ~ How can a student pass ????
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