Saturday, September 26, 2009

Woke up at 11:59AM today, then sms Yu Sheng good morning then I go bathe.
Around 12:30PM left house with Mum and took 81 to TM.
My hair was still wet from bathing.
Keep dripping water, LOL, I never dry properly. =x
In the bus when reaching TM, got one bus stop, saw Ben and his Mum flagging the bus.
Somemore is Ben suddenly fly out to flag the bus.
Mum say his face like keep smiling der.
I say he my friend, then my Mum say his mum very pretty.
Pei her collect her repaired phone then we go eat lunch at Long John Slivers.
Heehee, I like the fries there. =p
Yummy!
Walk walk around then go Supermarket.
Actually Mum only wanted to buy bread, but end up she bought more than just bread only.
Around 4PM reach home.
Didn't tie hair today, cause like lazy.
And hair today not that frizzy, so never tie also nevermind. (:
Tonight Daddy and Mummy going out to attend something.
So I'll be home alone.
Yay! Can on music loud loud also nobody scold ler.
Hee. ^-^
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A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids.
He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper,

'What would happen if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads,

'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.

He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said,

'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.'

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